Terminate Me

The 2009 movie Terminator Salvation was frankly and bluntly awful.

The movie was meant to be about people destroying machines, not a love story between a lame girl and a robot. Most of the plot centered around this lame love connection.

The Plot:

John Conners (Christian Bale) is trying to take down Skynet (a stupid machine head quarters area). You would think that it would take a giant assult on the area to get inside but no all you need is a machine on your side who can simply turn everthing off... WOW problem solving by three year olds.

The Love:

I have to say that of the whole movie, the romance portion sucked the most. The love shared between lame girl and the half-machine, half-man dude paralleled the love shared between an old man (living his mother's basement) and a russian mail-ordered bride.

The Action:

I walked into this movie expecting ACTION, the climax of this movie was about the same as the climax of a chef chopping lettuce. There were some scenes that were cool. The let down though was how they blow up Skynet. To blow up skynet they shoot at the power cells of a machine, which seems unrealitic because everytime other time they had previously blown up a machine (which happens numerous times) no small atomic bomb sized explosion happened.

The movie was awful. It was like having sex with an old fat woman ... it leaves you completely unsatisfied.

The reason they named it Terminator Salvation was because they are going to have to salvage all the people's bodies who have committed suicide after seeing this movie